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    några saker att fundera på

    -Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

    -If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

    -Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

    -Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

    -Why do bullies always ask "what?s your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?

    -Do stairs go up or down?

    -When people say, "I?m so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?

    -Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

    -Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

    -Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

    -If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    -Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

    -Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

    -When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

    -If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

    -Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

    -Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

    -"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

    -Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

    -Are marbles made of marble?

    -Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

    -If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

    -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

    -Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

    -Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

    -If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    -Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

    -Can you get cornered in a round room?

    -Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

    -Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

    -If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

    -In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

    -How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

    -Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

    -Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

    -Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

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    edit: lite lång ser jag nu, men det var ännu mer från början.
    ni kan läsa alla på http://www.crazythoughts.com/

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    Ja, nu har jag nåt att fundera på innan jag somnar
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    hahahahaha
    "Lycka är att vara bakom flötet..."

    "Det är inte farten som dödar, utan själva smällen.
    Eller på engelska: It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell"

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    Citat Ursprungligen postat av Marron
    Ja, nu har jag nåt att fundera på innan jag somnar
    ja, eller hur
    t.ex så kan du fundera på ifall dina trappor hemma går upp eller ner (ifall du har några)

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    -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

    -Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

    Lätt de bästa.

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    Citat Ursprungligen postat av Neam
    -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

    -Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

    Lätt de bästa.
    hehe, jo dom är bra

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    yeah, en del var riktigt roliga, andra mindre roliga och mindre finurliga.
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    Om snuten mular din dörr så får du betala. Bara så ni vet.
    Inget ont om grekerna, Thomas av Aquino, Proust, Strindberg, eller ens Horace. Men grundbulten för vår civilisation, den är gul och har djävligt stora hjul. Mark Twain: ”Om du inte läser tidningen är du oinformerad. Om du däremot läser tidningen blir du felinformerad.”

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    Vissa var riktigt bra men vissa av dom är bara roliga för Amerikaner.

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    Några roliga, men några visste man svaret på juh
    Songs to fan the flames of discontent.

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    Citat Ursprungligen postat av Balor
    Vissa var riktigt bra men vissa av dom är bara roliga för Amerikaner.
    jo, vissa blir ju helt fel om man säger dom på svenska

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    Citat Ursprungligen postat av Neam
    -Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

    -Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

    Lätt de bästa.
    Det är ju tur att folk redan har tagit han om dom bitarna.

    Inte skulle väll du eller jag prova käka det som en kykling får ur baken.
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    hmm... kul
    -Knock Knock!
    -Who's there?
    -The mailman, I have a package that is too large for the mailbox, and thought I'd deliver it in person.
    -Oh, how thoughtful of you. Thank you very much.

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