ddf

drug and disease free

dg

devious grin

dga

don´t go away

diik

damn if I know

dityid

did I tell you I´m distressed?

dl

downloading

dlt

disregard last transmission

dom

dirty old man

dmi

don´t mention it

dp

domestic partner

ds

deep shit

dt

do tell

dtrt

do the right thing

du

don´t understand

dwc

divorced with children

eak

eating at keyboard

eevbg

extremely enormous very big grin

eg

evil grin

egwwt

evil grin with wicked thoughts

eiyd

eternally in your debt

eod

end of discussion

eol

end of lecture

eot

end of text

er

hello

et

evil twin

fbomh

from the bottom of my heart

fbtw

from bad to worse

ffo

far freaking out

fish

first in, still here

fitb

fill in the blank

flt

flight

fng

freaking new guy

fo

far out

foa

first of all

foaf

friend of a friend

focl

falling off chair laughing

fof

friend or foe

fr

forgotten realms

ftw

fuck the world

fu

fouled up

fubar

fouled up beyond recognition

fwfn

farewell for now

fwiw

for what It's worth

fyeo

for your eyes only

fyi

for your information